Peace be upon you.

Toast. What is it good for?
Most people would say eating. Many of those same people would go further and suggest Toast is best to eat for breakfast.
Put a gun to my head, and I'd agree.
But not my current host.

You see I have spent the last 5 and a half weeks on the road. (Well, not on the road. I've been mooching at other peoples homes).
The world needs me. There are alot of lonely people out there. So I've been sleeping on peoples couches, spare beds & blow-up matteressess, delivering my message of peace up and down the Eastern Coast.

But who will return the uneaten, unbuttered, cold toast left lying IN the toaster.??!! Not me, my brothers and sisiters. Not me!