Thought I'd test it out. By scanning my face.
It's not the first time I've done this. I don't know if the technology has changed, but the bright light hurt less on my new scanner.
There are some nice tones and colours.
Does anyone know if this will give me cancer?
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... and I'm the retard.
heh... I've been waiting for a reprisal for that comment.
I was expecting it to be a personal nocturnal visit from the highly trained and deadly Monkey, where you'd take out your silencer pistol and pop one in my skull.
But this is just as devastating.
I apologise. But notice how doug changed the rules after I'd called you a retard??
So do you think scanning your face is bad for you??
I'd like to know, as I'm thinking about doing it again.....
Scott, this blog is going downhill man!
I thought revealing your artistic (cough splutter) influences and musical (if your lucky) inspiration was bad enough (particularly considering the fact that you subscribe to the 'desperately-hip' genre these days), but giving the world an insight into your daily physical beauty regime - and one of the more obscure elements at that: laser tanning - is just too much for me. Listen mate take it from me I ought not to know I've done this shit before...get the hell out of Hobart ASAP and get your head out of your arse and into a professional modelling agency before the 'beautiful people' discover your laser-tanning secret and your chance to capitalise on your freckles is purely nostalgia on your verandah drinking late summer whiskey and dry's.
I am enjoying my verandah!!
I haven't mentioned yet that when I moved flats, I was able to unpack the monster bar-b-q!! Added pleasure on the verandah!
My bbq- a whole editorial within itself!!
And Boz, you think this blogs bad now- just what to see what I've got planned for the future!!
Your head will EXPLODE!!
Not unlike my head if I continue with the face-laser technique?
Surely someone out there knows the truth....?
I look it up for you 2hotty, cos you seemed so concerned, here are the results (unedited of COURSE!):
An A4 scanner is done to study the skull, brain, jaw, sinuses, and facial bones for signs of injuries, tumors, or putting purdy pitchas on your pooder.
Your doctor may advise the following Risk Factors may occur during your head scan procedure:
* Headache
* Seizures
* Head injury or injury to the face or eyes
* Dizziness or problems with balance
* Pain
* Confusion
* Behavior or personality change
* Chronic nasal congestion
* Cough
* Swelling in the face, head, or neck (HAHA you got a swelly head!)
* Brain tumor
* Spread of cancer from another location
* Cysts (on your nob)
* Congenital brain malformations
* Bleeding
* Strokes
* Aneurysm
* Swelling due to concussion or other trauma, or due to infection (of the nob)
* Sinus disease
* Fractures of the skull, jaw, or facial bones
* Hydrocephalus (excessive accumulation of nerd fluid in the head)
* Abscess
* Chronic sinusitis
Now that is why you are my favourite Molly.
Frasie loves you the most!
So there DOES seem to be a few minor side effects.
Oh well, we all have to make sacrifices for Art and Beauty!
Looking down that list, I only have three symptoms to GO and I've collected them ALL!
Can you guess WHICH ONES?
Thank YOU, Canoscan N640P Head Beautifier, for years of dedicated yet life threatening SERVICE!
I always secretly wondered if you were also on the HeadScanning beauty routine, Jones.
Those good looks CAN'T be natural!!
Delayed reaction: AWWW FAVORITE! I LOVE being the favorite..my heart go PING...thanks phrasey.
Garfie is unnaturally beautiful, and if that's his secret consider my head scanned all day!
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