I.River madness

Cos I'm in luurve with my I.River:

Go to your iTunes/iPod/media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

How does the world see me?
From Russia With Love- Count Basie

Will I have a happy life?
Funky Boss- Beastie Boys

What do my friends really think of me?
Three Handed Woman- Louis Prima

Do people secretly lust after me?
Tramazi Party- Black Grape

How can I make myself happy?
Yes Indeed- Tommy Dorsey

What should I do with my life?
Debaser- Pixies

Why must life be so full of pain?
Blue Drag- Django Reinhardt

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Black Steel In The Hour Of Chaos- Public Enemy

Will I ever have children?
On Your Own- Blur

Will I die happy?
Doin' Time- Louisville Sluggers

What is some good advice for me?
Happy Go Lucky Local- Lincoln Centre Jazz Orchestra

What is happiness?
It's Tricky- Bloodhound Gang

What's my favourite fetish?
I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry- Hank Williams

How will I be remembered?
Micheal- Franz Ferdinand

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Clearly my I.River not only serves as a mass storage device, music player and recorder, but also as a crystal ball that can look into my very soul?