The Hun!

douglas says:
you need to listen to Rambling On My Mind by Robert Johnson to complete your rambling mix tape
scott fraser says:
good traveling song then?
douglas says:
short but very very ace
scott fraser says:
in the Uk, they call "hiking" "rambling"
douglas says:
do they? It must be a Yankee thing too then
scott fraser says:
They don't even know the REAL meaning!!
scott fraser says:
you go for a ramble thru the hills..
douglas says:
it sounds kinda fruity
scott fraser says:
as opposed to rambling from town to town.
scott fraser says:
i've momentarily hung up my rambling boots. I've got a haircut and shaved the beard this morning!
douglas says:
.......
douglas says:
lordy
douglas says:
(i need a haircut)
scott fraser says:
I've joined society. Breifly.
douglas says:
The city fathers will not be pleased. They won't know what to do with this Mr Fraser
scott fraser says:
they thought they had my number.
scott fraser says:
(i'm going undercover for my upcoming journey into HUN TERRITORY!)
scott fraser says:
The Jerry!
douglas says:
GAH!
douglas says:
thats SOON!
scott fraser says:
this coming weeeknd.
douglas says:
plotting for mother england eh?
scott fraser says:
The free world!
scott fraser says:
The Allies!
douglas says:
send a cracker up the huns bottoms
scott fraser says:
Huzz-zah!
douglas says:
Jolly good show old fruit.
douglas says:
they won't know what bally hit them
scott fraser says:
then I'll sneak back over the sea and retreat to my Scottish castle!
douglas says:
HUZZAH!
douglas says:
how long are you in German for? And how are you going there? Amphibious landing craft i hope
scott fraser says:
a week or so. Most of it in Berlin (right in the HEART of the enemy) and then the last weekend in Munich!
scott fraser says:
I think we'll be dropped by parachutes under the cover of night!
douglas says:
good idea...might i suggest taking some sausage and a beer
scott fraser says:
as rations?
douglas says:
yes.
scott fraser says:
capitol idea!
douglas says:
it's all you need...maybe some pork belly as an optional extra
scott fraser says:
maybe some fine scottish whiskey in a hip flask?
douglas says:
YES! As a way to keep the homeland with you
scott fraser says:
i can also use it to barter if they capture me and put me in a POW camp.
douglas says:
yes. But a good way to remedy being caught...wear a small moustache under your nose and goose step a lot
douglas says:
you will blend in...especially if you get angry at people all the time too
scott fraser says:
MAN! I should've kept the moustache! ALL germans have one!
scott fraser says:
I've been practising my german accent!
scott fraser says:
have you seen Charlie and Chocolate Factory yet?
douglas says:
nope
scott fraser says:
oh. The fat german kid is EXACTLY like your accent. It's what I've been modeling mine on.
douglas says:
hahahahahah
douglas says:
my got...he ees steeling my schitck ja?
scott fraser says:
ja! Dos es gut, ja?
douglas says:
JA!
scott fraser says:
is, how you say, nein gut?
douglas says:
um...nein...it's...schlecht
douglas says:
schlecht ja? schlect is bad
scott fraser says:
schizen-koff!
douglas says:
knockers
douglas says:
zee ladies...zay loff it ven you zay "you haf great knockers ja?
scott fraser says:
sneil! SNEIL!
scott fraser says:
Ja, ze get all, how you say, freeky-deek?
douglas says:
zay LUFF it!! Zay vill van't to touch your schnauzer snoopin
scott fraser says:
un den ve ask de peoples next door if de want to come and, how you say, join de party, ja?
douglas says:
also you tell zem zat you know Heinz Harald Sherbert and zay vill take off zee german panties for LUFF!
douglas says:
JA JA!!
douglas says:
Party time!
scott fraser says:
ja! Ve germans love to party!
douglas says:
vee also haf GREAT senses of HUMOUR!
scott fraser says:
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
douglas says:
see? It is fun to laff
douglas says:
Ho. ho. ho. ho
scott fraser says:
Ve should've von the war. Ze whole world would then be partying vith us, ja?
douglas says:
Javul!! Mein gott vatt a party zat vould be!
scott fraser says:
Ze whole vorld gettin freeeky-deek!
douglas says:
wiz zee boobies and zee cha cha
scott fraser says:
and zee lah lahs!
douglas says:
jubbly!
douglas says:
zis is possibly zee greatest coversation EVER